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{"fact":"The average lifespan of an outdoor-only (feral and non-feral) is about 3 years; an indoor-only cat can live 16 years and longer. Some cats have been documented to have a longevity of 34 years.","length":192}
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{"fact":"It has been scientifically proven that stroking a cat can lower one's blood pressure.","length":85}
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